LAKEPORT, Calif. – A full concert by the young people of the Clear Lake Performing Arts Youth Orchestra is scheduled for Sunday, June 10, at Lakeport's Soper-Reese Community Theatre.

The concert starts at 3 p.m. Admission is free.

Susan Condit, music director and conductor of the orchestra, said the orchestra has outgrown its previous venue – Kelseyville's Presbyterian Church – and is grateful to the Soper-Reese and its volunteers for making the concert possible.

Condit has assembled a wide-ranging program which, although youth-oriented, includes music intended to please all generations.

She also is joining forces with several members of the Lake County Symphony and other community members to ensure a top quality presentation.

“We've had some of the symphony members sit in with us in the past,” she said, “and it was a lot of fun, so we're planning to do it again.”

The concert opens with a rousing fiddle favorite "Cripple Creek" arranged by Edmund Siennicki, followed by a contemporary piece entitled "Mythos" composed by young Korean music and acting impresario Soon Hee Newbold.

"Hit the Beach" is another contemporary number written by Dean Sorenson with a jazz arrangement in a Bossa Nova style. It features a solo selection for violins and cellos and a driving percussion that accompanies the ensemble. Aaron Stevens, a recent CLPA scholarship recipient, will join the orchestra on drums.

One of John Williams' noted movie themes will be next on the program. It is "Harry's Wondrous World" from "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." Arranged by Douglas E. Wagner, it is an exciting but difficult piece with challenging rhythms and numerous accidentals.

“We worked hard to get this number together,” Condit admitted.

Next on the program is the theme from the film "Pirates of the Caribbean – The Curse of the Black Pearl," written by Klaus Badelt and arranged by Ted Ricketts. This is the number where each section of the Youth Orchestra will be joined by one of the players from the senior symphony.

After intermission, a special treat will be offered in the form of Camille Saint-Saens ever-popular "Carnival of the Animals" arranged by Harry Alshin for piano and strings.

Saint-Saens actually composed this for friends, never intending that it be performed publicly, but it has since become one of his most popular compositions. It is a collection of short pieces that depict lions, donkeys, the elephant, hens and roosters, kangaroos, the aquarium – even some fossils – and is complete with overture and finale.

Wally Fuller, a volunteer technician with the Soper-Reese, has assembled a slide show with appropriate pictures accompanying each piece.

Lower Lake High School seniors Kaylee Smith and Rebecca Sires also will perform interpretive dances saluting the animals. Audience members who may be unfamiliar with "Carnival of the Animals" will be brought up to speed by announcer Doug Rhoades' reading of the explanatory verses written by Jack Prelutsky.

The CLPA Youth Orchestra is wholly supported by the nonprofit Clear Lake Performing Arts, which also underwrites the Lake County Symphony.

The orchestra is constantly evolving as members graduate into the symphony or leave for college or other activities, and therefore Condit is always looking for new participants, especially string members, but also a pianist for the fall session.

Rehearsals take place on Sundays from 4 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. at Kelseyville Presbyterian Church. Those interested may contact her at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. .

CLPA President Ed Bublitz urged members – and the general public – to attend the concert.

“These kids work very, very hard to learn and present the highest possible quality music, and they deserve our support,” he said.

He also noted that the young musicians would hopefully one day graduate into seats in the symphony.

Although admission is without charge, donations at the door are encouraged for the CLPA Youth Music Education programs, which include scholarships, the Youth Orchestra and in-school programs.

The Soper-Reese Community Theatre is located at 275 S. Main St., Lakeport.

The following poem by Kathryn Stripling Byer is the second in a series of related poems called Southern Fictions.

Despite all the protective barriers we put up between us and the world, there’s always a man with a wink that can rip right through.

Byer has served as North Carolina’s Poet Laureate.

I still can’t get it right

I don’t know. I still can’t get it right,
the way those dirt roads cut across the flats
and led to shacks where hounds and muddy shoats
skulked roundabouts. Describing it sounds trite
as hell, the good old South I love to hate.
The truth? What’s that? How should I know?
I stayed inside too much. I learned to boast
of stupid things. I kept my ears shut tight,
as we kept doors locked, windows locked,
the curtains drawn. Now I know why.
The dark could hide things from us. Dark could see
what we could not. Sometimes those dirt roads shocked
me, where they ended up: I watched a dog die
in the ditch. The man who shot him winked at me.

American Life in Poetry is made possible by The Poetry Foundation (www.poetryfoundation.org), publisher of Poetry magazine. It is also supported by the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Poem copyright ©2001 by Kathryn Stripling Byer from her most recent book of poems, Southern Fictions, Jacar Press, 2011. Descent, her new collection, is forthcoming from LSU Press. Reprinted by permission of Kathryn Stripling Byer and the publisher. Introduction copyright © 2012 by The Poetry Foundation. The introduction's author, Ted Kooser, served as United States Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress from 2004-2006. They do not accept unsolicited manuscripts.

MEN IN BLACK 3 (Rated PG-13)

More often than not, sequels that may have seemed like a good idea on paper prove not to have achieved the desired effect.

Even George Lucas lost the magic touch when he got to the fourth “Star Wars” adventure. And what about Harrison Ford, entitled to Medicare, still trying to be a vital, energetic, whip-snapping Indiana Jones?

When did a second sequel to “Men in Black” become a good idea? It’s been 10 years since “Men in Black 2,” which was such a dud that I bet few can recall the plot or main villain. I know I am stumped.

It was 15 years ago that the original “Men in Black,” was released, with Tommy Lee Jones as the cranky Agent K and the youthful Will Smith as Agent J.

Heck, I wasn’t sure if Tommy Lee Jones was still alive. If the filmmakers wait another decade for “Men in Black 4,” the main star will definitely have to be wheeled out of the Old Actors Home in Woodland Hills.

The burning question is whether “Men in Black 3” is a smash hit or a stinker. After all, it’s tempting to think the franchise has the “sure thing” appeal going for it.

I have mixed feelings about “Men in Black 3.” On the one hand, it’s relatively true to its heritage, though it is lighter on comedy and heavier on the action.

“Men in Black 3” also goes far to erase the bad taste of the second film, which even though I have forgotten the details, I know enough not to watch it ever again.

This third installment has a nice twist with the appearance of Josh Brolin in the role of a young Agent K. In chameleon-like fashion, Brolin is a dead ringer for Tommy Lee Jones, in speech if not completely in looks.

The nasty chief villain this time is Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement), a hideous beast who’s been confined to a maximum security prison on the moon.

Harboring a grudge from an incident in 1969, Boris blames Agent K for the lost of his right arm during a horrific battle that led to his imprisonment.

As a result, Boris breaks out of prison and time travels back more than four decades so that he may change the course of history by eliminating Agent K permanently.

OK, this explains how Josh Brolin comes into the picture as Agent K. With Boris jumping back in time, it’s up to Agent J to also to slip through the space-time continuum to the time when Apollo 11 launched for the moon.

Of course, the late 1960s is something of a culture shock for Agent J, seeing how the Civil Rights movement was still nascent and not many people of color ran around Manhattan dressed like the Blues Brothers.

The fun part is that Agents J and K are now oddly teamed up as contemporaries, with Agent K, though still gruff, not quite as crabby as we expect him.

As it happens, Brolin’s Agent K steals the movie, his deadpan humor just as good as that delivered by Tommy Lee Jones. He’s also very adept at wiping out an entire Chinese restaurant run by aliens and patronized by the same ilk.

Even when Jones’ Agent K is in the picture, the film is lacking the biting contentious banter between the older agent and his protégé that was the best thing about the original “Men in Black.”

This time around, the humor and repartee take a back seat to more full-blown action. There should have been more comic potential for Agent J’s fish-out-of-water experiences as he copes with the strange world of 1969.

Clement’s Boris the Animal is a vile, disgusting creature, all the more so because strange alien things slither in and out of his various body parts.

The central bad guy is more creepy than frightening. Not a moment is to be found where you think Boris just might get the upper hand on the Men in Black.

One of the memorable scenes involves Bill Hader in a cameo as Andy Warhol working with a bunch of rail-thin models who turn out to be aliens.

Another revelation comes during a showdown at Cape Canaveral, on the day that Apollo 11 blasts off for its historic journey to the moon. I’ll say no more, but it’s a truly sentimental and enlightening moment.

“Men in Black 3” – not as good as you hoped it would be, and not as bad as you feared. Overall, it’s better than a lot of what passes for summer blockbuster fun.

DVD RELEASE UPDATE

Just in time for the Stanley Cup, Magnolia Home Entertainment is releasing its hockey comedy “Goon” on DVD, including a tutorial called “Fighting 101.”

If you think hockey is about body slamming and cheap hits, then “Goon” is for you. It’s also for you if you have fond memories of “Slap Shot.”

“Goon” goes a lot farther than “Slap Shot” in glorifying the role of team enforcer during hard-fought, brutal games.

Seann William Scott (aka Stifler) plays Doug Glatt, a simple, lovable guy who dreams of a more rewarding job than bouncer at a dive bar.

When a chance encounter with an on-ice thug leads to a fistfight that Doug easily wins, the on-looking coach sees Doug’s potential, in spite of his lack of hockey skills.

Joining the Halifax minor league team and with encouragement from his buddy (Jay Baruchel), Doug quickly becomes a rising star.

Soon he’ll have the opportunity to face-off against the infamous league thug Ross Rhea (Live Schreiber), perhaps finally land a girlfriend and stick to a job he enjoys.

All Doug has to do is to learn how to skate. And hockey fans will probably love the film’s vulgar, offbeat humor.

Tim Riley writes film and television reviews for Lake County News.

LAKEPORT, Calif. – Watershed Books will host two local authors who have written about the unique experiences of women in prison on Friday, June 1.

The readings by Myra Sherman and Leslie Levitas will take place from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. at the bookstore, located at 305 N. Main St., Lakeport.

Myra Sherman has written “Jailed,” described as “a rare example of socially-conscious fiction that also has literary integrity.  ...[her] stories only ask that we look at the institution as it really is. If emotional honesty is the starting block for great fiction, Sherman is off to a great start."

Leslie Levitas has contributed to the anthology, “Razor Wire Women: Prisoners, Activists, Scholars, and Artists.”

Levitas, who holds a master's of art degree, is a writer and photographer. Her oral history project entitled, “Tell Me about Your Life,” depicts women who have been impacted by incarceration and street life.  

She also will share experiences of her work with incarcerated and recently released women in the San Francisco County Jail.  

Also on June 1, the bookstore will collect good clothing and new hygiene products for these women.

Join the authors for a compelling and lively discussion, and as usual enjoy refreshments.

Call Cheri Holden at Watershed Books at 707-263-5787 for more information.

The paintings of Georgia O’Keefe taught us a lot about bones in the desert, but there’s more to learn, and more to think our way into. Here’s a fine poem by Jillena Rose, who lives in Michigan.

Taos

Bones are easier to find than flowers
in the desert, so I paint these:
Fine white skulls of cows and horses.

When I lie flat under the stars
in the back of the car, coyotes howling
in the scrub pines, easy to feel how those bones
are so much like mine: Here is my pelvis,
like the pelvis I found today
bleached by the sun and the sand. Same
hole where the hip would go, same

white curve of bone beneath my flesh
same cradle of life, silent and still in me.

American Life in Poetry is made possible by The Poetry Foundation ( www.poetryfoundation.org ), publisher of Poetry magazine. It is also supported by the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Poem copyright ©2011 by Jillena Rose. Poem reprinted from Third Wednesday, Volume 3, Issue 1, Winter 2011, by permission of Jillena Rose and the publisher. Introduction copyright © 2012 by The Poetry Foundation. The introduction's author, Ted Kooser, served as United States Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress from 2004-2006. They do not accept unsolicited manuscripts.

DARK SHADOWS (Rated PG-13)

The selling point for turning the nearly forgotten cult classic TV soap opera “Dark Shadows” into an extravagant big screen venture may be summed up by noting the pairing of two great talents: director Tim Burton and actor Johnny Depp.

A cinematic collaboration of Burton and Depp is longstanding, going back more than two decades when they first teamed up creatively, as director and star respectively, in “Edward Scissorhands.”

Ever versatile, Depp has starred in other Burton-directed films, including “Ed Wood,” “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” and “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” for which he won an Oscar.

That a Tim Burton movie starring Johnny Depp is the closest thing to a sure bet in the film industry is proven once again with the wickedly funny “Dark Shadows.”

Once again, Depp fits nicely in the role of an oddball character, this time Barnabas Collins, an unfortunate victim of a romance gone wrong during the late 18th century.

As a member of a prominent New England family that built a fishing empire in a coastal Maine town, Barnabas was rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy.

The master of Collinwood Manor, a massive 200-room mansion, Barnabas fell in love with a beauty named Josette (Bella Heathcote) and made the mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique (Eva Green).

A witch in every sense of the word, Angelique caused Josette to take her own life in a plunge from a cliff and then doomed Barnabas to a fate worse than death.

First, Barnabas was turned into a vampire and then buried alive in a steel coffin wrapped in unbreakable chains that was strategically placed deep underground on the outskirts of Collinsport.

Nearly two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb by a construction crew and emerges into the very changed world of 1972, an outsider in an even stranger time.

Awakened from his slumber, and being the vampire that he is, Barnabas has a nearly unquenchable thirst for blood, resulting in the immediate demise of the entire work crew.

Returning to Collinwood Manor, he finds that his once-stately mansion has fallen into shambles, tended by his descendants who are apparently incompetent stewards of the family estate.

Family matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) is the only person who seems to have the least bit of interest in holding together the family legacy.  

Elizabeth’s brother Roger (Jonny Lee Miller) is a deadbeat. Her rebellious teenage daughter Carolyn (Chloe Grace Moretz) sulks constantly. Roger’s young son David (Gully McGrath) is precocious but mostly neglected by everyone.

The Collins family is so dysfunctional that they have a resident shrink, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), who spends most of her time hitting the bottle.

Speaking with a British accent, Barnabas turns out to behave in a rather odd and anachronistic fashion, his wit expressed in a deadpan manner that is grandly arch and delightfully skewering.

The newest member of the Collins’ household that fascinates Barnabas is the live-in nanny Victoria (Bella Heathcote), who coincidentally bears a striking resemblance to his great and long-deceased love Josette.

As Barnabas sets out to restore his family name to its former glory, the one impediment to his mission is the current leading denizen of Collinsport, the very same Angelique who remains an ageless beauty.

The passing of two centuries has not mellowed Anqelique one bit. She’s the same envious witch who buried Barnabas alive, and her jealousy is stirred once again upon realizing that the comely Victoria has attracted his attention.

Hostility between Barnabas and Angelique is not relegated to just romantic rivalry. Barnabas sets out to rebuild the family’s cannery in order to displace Angelique’s firm hold on the local fishing industry.

Aside from the clash of their business interests, Barnabas and Angelique engage in one massively huge physical skirmish that is fraught with electric sexual tension.

Whether jousting verbally with Angelique or sitting around the campfire with a bunch of hippies, Barnabas remains, for the most part, mannered and possessed of sublime gothic cool.

Indeed, the best thing about “Dark Shadows,” aside from the wit and deadpan humor expressed artfully by Johnny Depp, is simply the fact that Depp is very much in his element once again in a Tim Burton film.

Knowledge of the film’s underlying source material is absolutely irrelevant. All that matters is that “Dark Shadows” is thoroughly entertaining and should be an early winner in the summer movie sweepstakes.
 
Tim Riley writes film and television reviews for Lake County News.